Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Zen Thinking

I got this through email - really quite funny.

Zen Thinking

1. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

2. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

3. Don't worry.... it only seems kinky the first time.

4. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

5. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

6. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

7. No one is listening until you fart.

And this quotable quote is from Erap - "Tell me who your friends are ....... and I'll tell you mine."

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